What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 09:25

Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Are Latter-day Saints watch the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives? And if so, what do you think?
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What do porn stars do when they get old?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
What are the most significant instances of romantic jealousy in the Harry Potter series?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Tesla is forced to remove 64 Superchargers on NJ Turnpike, Musk claims ‘corruption’ - Electrek
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Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Apple Now Selling Refurbished M4 MacBook Air Models - MacRumors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
WWE monitoring US-Iran situation with two Saudi Arabia shows set for next weekend - New York Post
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Do you share your food easily? With whom, and why?
Just Forget it!
No way
Next, they tried...
What do dreams about dead people mean?
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Chime prices IPO at $27 a share, above its expected range - MarketWatch
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Opinion: The secret to a longer life could be this old-fashioned English breakfast - MarketWatch