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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 09:25

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Are Latter-day Saints watch the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives? And if so, what do you think?

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What do porn stars do when they get old?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

What factors contributed to Taiwan's economic success compared to Mainland China, despite their close proximity?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

What are the most significant instances of romantic jealousy in the Harry Potter series?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Microsoft currently isn’t offering physical pre-orders of Gears of War: Reloaded on Xbox, just PS5 - Eurogamer

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Tesla is forced to remove 64 Superchargers on NJ Turnpike, Musk claims ‘corruption’ - Electrek

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Apple Now Selling Refurbished M4 MacBook Air Models - MacRumors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

WWE monitoring US-Iran situation with two Saudi Arabia shows set for next weekend - New York Post

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Do you share your food easily? With whom, and why?

Just Forget it!

No way

Next, they tried...

What do dreams about dead people mean?

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Chime prices IPO at $27 a share, above its expected range - MarketWatch

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

Opinion: The secret to a longer life could be this old-fashioned English breakfast - MarketWatch